A week ago yesterday, I had belly surgery. The surgeon said he had straightened me out. I wish! At least, he had straightened out some kinks in my intestine. Now I'm less kinky! Plus, he gave my stomach a facelift! He said my stomach (the one inside) was sagging a bit. He had stitched it up. I'm ready for my bikini! As I'm sorta kinda waking up from surgery, they're wheeling me into my room. I recognize this one. It's the same room they wheeled me into for Hospital Stay #2. R